SCRUFFY DAMMIT, MR. RUSTY PICKLES and TUFFY-FEATHERTAIL: Excerpts from the city pet license database

If you follow me on Twitter, by now you’ve figured out that I’m poking through the Sioux Falls pet license database for a story running this weekend.

The cops would release only two fields from the database — pet name and breed — which was kind of a bummer. But I’m still finding some good stuff. Of the 20,000 or so animals registered from 2007-2012, for example, dogs outnumbered cats about six to one.

This doesn’t include unlicensed animals, of course, which could represent as much as half the city’s pet population, animal control officer Missy John estimated. And breed information for about 600 entries was unavailable or garbled.

Here are the most popular names for all six years:

Cats Dogs
1 Tiger Max
2 Shadow Maggie
3 Kitty Buddy
4 Lucy Bailey
5 Callie Sadie
6 Tigger Molly
7 Sam Charlie
8 Smokey Lucy
9 Charlie Bella
10 Lily Jack
… and here are some of my favorites:

Dogs Cats
Scruffy Dammit Scratchie
Ruth Malloy Tuffy-Feathertail
Ruby Sioux Smut
Robocop Scratchie
D.O.G. Robbie Frogger
Potty Scrambles
Charlemange Rumtumtugger
Baby Girlfriend (!) Orange Cat
Patches Labsmana Large Marge
New Dog Mustgers
Dog 2 Miss Nala Nafertiti
Dog Dog Mahoney
Mr. Rusty Pickles Licks A Lot
Jigs Goonpoo
Cromwell Flynn Charmin Ultra
Rupert Pugsley Schroedinger
Paddy Pudders Schroideriger
Hurricane Mayo Stinker Belle
Furgy Purrsnickitty
Seven dogs are named Kitty. Of the dogs named after the Greek god, 38 were correctly spelled Zeus; 10 were spelled Zues. (This could be a misspelling by the owner in filling out the application or by the officer who entered the data. No way to know.)

Also, two cats and one dog are named Winchester, and two dogs are named Lady Winchester, which I find immensely gratifying. I’ll post the whole thing online once I’m done fiddling.